Worst Dressed This Week
We love a hotel bathrobe as much as the next lady, Whoopi, but they’re best kept indoors, no? Especially if you’re going to combine yours with a slipper-esque comfy shoe and parade around in public. We’re also pretty sure she donned this disaster on live TV. Shame.
Amber Le Bon
Amber was confident nobody would notice her très dodgy T-shirt dress, if she stunned them with her hot pink dip-dyed mess of a barnet first. She was also, presumably, banking that we’d let those awful glam rock-inspired platform ankle boots go. Ask your mum for some style tips, Amber. This won’t do.
Stella’s got cheek, kicking up a fuss about not being behind the dodgy Olympic opening ceremony Elvis-inspired tracksuits, when she leaves the house in a get-up like this. We’re not sure whether it reminds us more of our grandma’s carpet or Austin Powers.
Lady Victoria Hervey
Bless Lady V, she does like to try to make a statement, but this isn’t one of her better efforts. We’re seeing Dr Who Dalek-cum-mirror ball. Just no.
The hair’s OK, as is the makeup, although she does look a bit ill. And the dress isn’t too bad, if you like the Eighties dinner party look, but those cheap shoe boots? What was she thinking? Sack the stylist, get the girl some blusher, and we’ll say no more about it.
First, Kel, sportswear should stay in the gym. Second, horizontal stripes do bad things to thighs.