What Rossi’s Reading: Nailgun Horror
American Dante was working in the backyard when the nailgun accidentally went off. Thinking it had missed him, Dante went back to work. Two days later he experienced headaches and nausea. When he visited his local doctor, Dante was told he had a 9cm nail in his brain! For 48 hours, Dante had no idea that the nailgun went off and actually fired straight into his brain. He says, “No blood or pain – I figured it had missed.” It didn’t. After a nine-hour surgery, Dante is convalescing and will make a 100 per cent recovery. I nailed that story, right?