What no table dancing?
Though she was never up there with Megan Fox in the ‘oh-my-god-did-she-really-just-say-that’ stakes, Scarlett Johansson used to have a bit of controversy about her. That is, until she married Mr So-Perfect-It’s-Boring, Ryan Reynolds and apparently aged 40 years in the space of two. Like Angelina before her, being loved-up and settled has seemingly vanquished all her sass. Admittedly, Scar’s shock revelations were more of the ‘I’m curvy, deal with it’ variety than the brother-snogging, blood-collecting kind, but the new ScarJo makes Susan Boyle look like Ronnie Wood.
Take her New Year plans – “We won't do much. You know, pizza would be nice… Going from one party to the next… I'm so over that stuff. At the ripe old age of 25.” Careful, Scar, you’re in danger of joining Reese and MiserAlba in the box marked ‘Hollywood Human Valium.’ ZZZZZZzzzz.