Salma Hayek's self-praise
Salma Hayek is getting right on my nerves lately. She can’t seem to open her pretty little mouth without boasting, and she’s happy to brag at the expense of others – even her own offspring! Having posed topless for Allure magazine, the 48-year-old actress has been banging on about how her hands were too small to cover her ample bosom during the shoot. Try a bra next time, Salma! Then, when asked on the red carpet recently whether her daughter, seven-year-old Valentina, was raiding her wardrobe yet, Salma said: “I’ve got small feet and she’s got big feet, so we’re crossing that bridge very soon.” I bet poor ‘Bigfoot Valentina’ gets a complex for life!