Pip’s Middle-Tan Is Tops!

Her fake hue has her turning heads
Monday , 08 August 2011
Pippa Middleton
Pippa Middleton
Pippa Middleton and Alex Loudon
Pippa Middleton and Alex Loudon

Her derriere is deemed one of the most perfect on the planet, and now, Pippa Middleton’s golden glow has been voted the world’s most terrific tan. A British survey polled 2000 women about what their ideal fake tan hue was, using famously bronzed celebrities as a colour chart guide, with Pippa’s naturally sun-kissed skin colour – dubbed ‘Middleton Royal Mocha’ – coming top of the fake tan tone wish list.  With the now infamous Middleton Midas touch a guarantee of international sellout status, we’re predicting a global shortage of Xen Tan – one of Hollywood’s most trusted faux-bronzers, and rumoured to be P-Mid’s fake tan of choice – before the week is out. Order yours on www.amazon.com before it’s too late!