Pip’s Middle-Tan Is Tops!
Her derriere is deemed one of the most perfect on the planet, and now, Pippa Middleton’s golden glow has been voted the world’s most terrific tan. A British survey polled 2000 women about what their ideal fake tan hue was, using famously bronzed celebrities as a colour chart guide, with Pippa’s naturally sun-kissed skin colour – dubbed ‘Middleton Royal Mocha’ – coming top of the fake tan tone wish list. With the now infamous Middleton Midas touch a guarantee of international sellout status, we’re predicting a global shortage of Xen Tan – one of Hollywood’s most trusted faux-bronzers, and rumoured to be P-Mid’s fake tan of choice – before the week is out. Order yours on www.amazon.com before it’s too late!