Gemma Collins: “When you have an NFL game during the day and an Essex party at night.” One TOWIE fan’s comments upon seeing this. Bravo.

Julia Malik : Tear your eyes away from the roadkill cuffs for a second to fully appreciate the grossness of those flowery heels.

Jessie J: By the look on Jessie’s face, even she’s not a fan of this punchy look. That Burberry trim is going to give us nightmares.

Aston Merrygold: Ever since JLS parted ways, Aston has been trying to fill the void with Sylvester Stallone-style shirts. Get back together, guys. For the sake of our eyes.

Nicole Scherzinger: No, this isn’t a shot of Nicole from 2003. For some unknown reason Scherzy has decided to make 2017 the year of bad satin

Jennifer Lawrence: Ever wondered what a seriously expensive hot mess looks like? Hey, J-Law.

Martine Mccutcheon: EastEnders’ Tiffany would be horrified with this get-up Martine was spotted in recently. TBF, she’d probably like that leopard bag.

Lindsay Lohan: “I’m a little teapot” is all we hear when we look at this porcelain-print frock. That handle-like arm pose isn’t helping.

Courtney Love: We always want to root for Courtney, but when she steps out in bias-cut red satin, she makes it very hard.