After a long day at the car boot sale, the Queen is ecstatic to finally sells of the last bit of silverware.

Narcolepsy can be a dangerous condition. Thankfully, this time AC/DC's Angus Young is only missing an Axl Rose whistling solo.

Elton's outfit is so loud he can't hear a thing his manager is saying.

Louis Tomlinson arrives for Soccer Aid but needs to focus on football instead of his dayjob. His outfit is right, but in his head he's sitting on a stool singing a power ballad.

Fiercely competitive dad Adam Sandler got his daughter disqualified from the kiddie's bike race while trying to set an unrealistic pace.

Eric Bana has a reputation as a motorsports nut, and fancies himself as a rider too. He's just not got around to taking the training wheels off yet.

Fans of 71-year-old Rod Stewart still expect a lively performance from the singer. They still get one, but he's aided by four puppeteers perched in the lighting rig, high above the stage.

Antonio Banderas re-enacts his ultimately unfruitful audition piece for The Revenant. The bear was eventually created with CGI.

David Cameron's half-hearted attempt at the Macarana was pitiful.

While Game of Throne's Jamie Lannister lost his hand for his crimes against rival houses, Nick Jonas has been robbed of his for crimes against guitar.

Despite boasting about being awesome on bikes, Mark Wahlberg still couldn't figure out how to put the motorcycle in reverse.