Another sartorial snoozefest, but this one makes us cry as it's from one of our favourite actresses. We've seen this look a million times and not once has it worked for anyone ever, so we're not sure why Julia things she's the exception to the rule.
Lady Victoria Hervey
We know that Cannes isn't just about sweeping ballgowns anymore, and style statements are usually our thing, but VB just isn't pulling off this monochrome jumpsuit. It's all gone wrong at the feet - where's a tailor when you need one?
Picture the scene: it's Cannes and you're at a fabulous party thrown by Chanel and Vanity Fair. You'd make an effort, right But no - the singer couldn't even wash her hair. We're bored with the black tights and gothic make-up, too.
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Great trousers and accessories from the French actress, so why ruin it with that unflattering purple top? The leather screams 'smokin' bod!', so she'd have been better showing it off wit a sheer white and statement necklace.
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Ah, we miss the days when Eva had style. Now it's all tacky metallic gowns and boring black dresses that certainly won't raise any eyebrows. Case in point, this unflattering bandeau gown that's making us fall asleep at our desks. Zzzzz....
It honestly baffles us how Susan's stylist, or actually anyone with eyes, can look at the actress and let her walk out the door like this. Is it some sort of cruel joke? She needs to start dressing her age. And take off those stupid sunglasses!