There are the odd couples in T’Town we like – Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas – but we are so not feeling Simon Cowell and Carmen Electra! They got real flirty when she was a guest judge on Britain’s Got Talent, she even sat on his lap on live TV, and soon after they were rumoured to be a couple. They started going out to dinner back in September and we were hoping it would fizzle fast but now Simon admitted to Ryan Seacrest on his radio show that they are in fact a couple. Or in Simon speak, “people who date”. But lovestruck Simon didn’t stop there! Sounding like a tween, he told Ry, “She’s adorable, isn’t she?” Adorable isn’t the first word we’d use to describe Carmen, but okay! As for Carmen, she said of Si, “He’s an awesome person. I adore Simon.” Yeah, yeah, we don’t see this one lasting too long!