She’s up to her eyeballs in trouble but that hasn’t stopped wayward Lindsay Lohan hatching a plan to stay out of prison. The actress, who was up in court again last week, says she wants to be a motivational speaker. Lindsay claims she’ll undergo “intensive psychotherapy” and offer “inspirational talks” at schools and hospitals, to encourage “children to avoid bad habits.” We think the wise move would be to keep away from the kiddies Lindsay. Spare us the histrionics!