Feeling sleepy? Having trouble nodding off at night? Then take two Leona Lewis's every night before beddy-byes and you'll drift off in 3...2...1...zzzzzzzz.
In her quest to stay so down-to-earth she's more boring than exposed brickwork, the human valium's latest ‘I'm so normal' schtick - in which she slammed the idea of snogging Chace Crawford (Chace Crawford for goodness sake!!) in her last video "because I've got a boyfriend" - means she should be struck off the A-list register for crimes against the concept of milking it.
Just days after it was revealed that top blagger Lindsay Lohan swiped more than Dhs500,000 worth of Ungaro clothes in ‘payment' for her recent design travesty for the fashion house, the other LL was at great pains to show that she's soooo not a diva.
"They wanted me and Chace to kiss in the I Will Be video," she tantalisingly told Sugar magazine. "But I said ‘no way'."
"No way"? Argh! Honey, you say "no way" when the music execs offer up a pash with Chastity Bono for your latest vid. The correct response to being offered CC is "Hubba, hubba."
Like lottery winners who say their win won't change them and they'll still be in on Monday morning to clean the lavs at the local Burger Caravan, Leona should have her celeb status revoked... and given to us (along with Chace's mobile number).