Karl Lagerfeld gets Catty About Pippa Middleton

"I don't like her face," says King Karl about P-Middy even as he praises Kate Middleton
Monday , 06 August 2012
Karl isn't one to mince his words
Karl isn't one to mince his words
Only P-Middy's back gets KL's approval
Only P-Middy's back gets KL's approval

Karl Lagerfeld’s not backwards in coming forwards, is he? First, he calls beanpole Heidi Klum “too heavy” and now he’s declared poor old P-Mid unfit to be viewed from the front. But Pips can breathe a sigh of relief. Karl suggests her rear view is far more visually pleasing so she just needs to turn around during formal functions from now on. Easy.

According to The Sun, cruel Karl announced, “Kate Middleton has a nice silhouette. On the other hand, her sister struggles. I don’t like the sister’s face. She should only show her back.” Ouch, steady on there, Karl, that’s a bit strong. Luckily for future Queen K-Mid, Karl’s totes fine with her look. In fact, at the launch of Chanel’s pop-up boutique in Covent Garden last week, he was full of praise, “She has a sense of what’s right for the moment because you cannot dress like a mad woman in those situations”.

Charming Mr L then went on to praise “disciplined” Victoria Beckham for remaining pin thin after four kids while P-Mid repositioned her rear view mirrors.

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