Katie Price has never been Mensa-material, but it seems she is even struggling to grasp Twitter. The model has fled to the States, but unable to do anything out of the limelight she tweeted that she wants to keep it a “secret” to her one million plus followers. Her ex-hubby Alex Reid is now expecting a child with (one of) Jordan’s rivals Chantelle Houghton. Jordan failed to conceive with him last year despite taking two IVF courses, which can’t be nice for her. The model has been without a guy for weeks now, so we suggest any male minor-celebrities stay well clear.