Mitch Winehouse

Hollywood's Dodgy Dads!

04 Nov 2009

Think your father’s a bit embarrassing? He’ll be nothing compared to these disconcerting dads...

Embarrassment key

1: Never introducing your boyfriend to dad.
2: Worth extra pocket money for the humiliation.

Mitch Winehouse

Father Of: Amy
Mitch got carried away on British TV last week, when quizzed about how his talented daughter has managed to ditch her drug demons. The rock dad told hosts on This Morning that Amy was “Fantastic!” Adding of 26-year-old Amy’s recent breast enhancement, “Her boobs are great as well. I shouldn’t have said that should I? She looks absolutely fantastic.”
Euw! Factor: 1

Billy Ray Cyrus

Father Of: Miley, Noah Trace
Billy has turned his fame-seeking antennae to his nine-year-old daughter Noah – securing her cameos in Hannah Montana, but it was the tween’s Halloween costume for a Hollywood bash which raised eyebrows last week, as she was dressed up in dominatrix style!

“Everyone was talking about it,” revealed a party-goer. “She was way too scantily clad for a nine-year-old.”
Euw! Factor:2

Joe Simpson

Father Of: Jessica Ashlee
The sisters’ dad/manager gave away way too much information in an interview with GQ, revealing of his oldest daughter’s chest, “Jessica never tries to be sexy… She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!”
Euw! Factor:2