Heather Mills in Dancing On Ice?
It’s doubtful she’ll ever be on the catwalk again (especially a Stella Mcartney one), but it seems that ex-model and world champion gold digger ex- wife of Sir Paul McCartney, Heather Mills will be showing off a variety of rotten frocks next year when she appears on the new series of ‘Dancing On Ice.’
Said to be pocketing Dhs250,000 for the privilege (including Dhs70,000 for the necessary ‘modifications’ to her prosthetic limb), Heather will be battling it out alongside such awesome Z-listers including ex-Eastender Daniella Westbrook and Simon Cowell’s ex, Sinitta, in what is tipped to be a sequin and fluff-fuelled who-gets-the-best-outfit face-off.
With training schedules already underway, and in-house frock-jealously bubbling away nicely, we’re hoping that Queen of Mean Heather, will have been blacklisted by the show’s costume designer (who gossips claim is a die-hard Beatles fan) and her on-stage outfits are about as delightful as the hideous one’s personality.
Here’s hoping the militant vegetarian’s first ice-skating outfit is made solely of beefburgers, eh?