Gwyneth Paltrow’s a Hypo
Oh please, Gwyneth Paltrow, can you give us a break? If we’ve heard you wax on about your bizarre diet fads once, we’ve heard it a hundred times! OK, we get it: you’re an Oscar-winning superstar who has perfected the act of the yummy mummy who can exist on the diet cravings of a sparrow, has millions in the bank and a rock-star husband. But you’re also a bit of a hypo – you have burdened us with your tales of crumbling bone disease, depression and starvation diets for years. In a recent interview you said you’ve started taking your frustrations out on coat hangers because your passive aggressive manner was getting the better of you. Please stop going on about your health fads, we’re bored!