Elton John Falls Off His Throne

“I’m still standing” would have been the lyrics furthest from Sir Elton John’s lips when he suffered a chair malfunction at a charity tennis match in London. Celeb moles were on hand to film his impression of an upturned beetle, which went viral (obvs), but luckily, the legendary hitmaker didn’t hurt anything other than his ego, proving he’s in great shape at 67. Go, Elton!