Darryl Hannah Arrested?
What’s this? Darryl Hannah arrested outside The Whitehouse? While we cannot help but remember her as the ditzy mermaid in Splash, all big fishy tail and long blonde locks that would have the cast of Jersey Licious weeping into their cheap nylon weaves, we do sometimes forget she also played the one eyed, crazy nuball that kicked nine shades of Uma Thurman all over a caravan in Kill Bill. So was Darryl cuffed by the feds for reprising her Kung Fu KB moves? DUI, a la Paris Hilton? Punching a bus driver, like Matthew Fox? Erm, no. Environmental Campaigner Darryl was part of a sit-down protest over the proposed Keystone Oil Pipeline that runs from Canada to the US Gulf Coast, and was booked for refusing to get up from her protest spot in a park opposite Obama’s crib. A principled and empassioned reason to get carted away by the cops, with a guaranteed picture opportunity? In this day and age? Sadly, no-one batted an eyelid about Dazza’s cause. Best try it foul-mouthed, wearing your old mermaid outfit and ditching that sensible tweed jacket if you want the media to take note next time, hon. Google Lindsay Lohan for inspiration if you’re stuck!