Celebs in Action
Oh dear, Lana Del Rey, what has happened to you? We thought you were supposed to be a style icon? What’s with that prawn lippy, TOWIE ‘do and dreadful dress? And is that a Botox shine on top of it?
“Nothing to see here!”
Look who we spotted at the airport on the way to LA to perform at The Golden Globes. It’s only Adele and that baby she had ages ago, but refuses to talk about. And she still won’t give us a look. Spoilsport! Surely a peek wouldn’t hurt?
Are you jel, Guy?
Guy Ritchie’s just directed David Beckham in an ad campaign for his H&M pants range and it looks like they’re both pretty pleased with the results. Don’t be jealous, Guy, we’re sure you look nice in your smalls too. Just not as nice as Dave, obvs.
Former Steps singer and UK Celebrity Big Brother contestant Claire Richards has got her eye on something tasty in the BB house. And we’re betting it’s not a salad.
“Off with his head!”
Oh no, poor Kate Middleton! Check out her first official portrait as a member of the Royal family. Harsh! Surely this must count as treason?
Oh, stop already, Miranda Kerr! We know you always look amazing, but we don’t need these constant reminders!
What’s That Smell?
If you, as we’re sure all self-respecting ladies do, want to smell like Jersey Shore’s Snooki, now’s your chance! Here she is, launching her clothing and fragrance in Vegas on 9 January. And – because we know you were wondering – you can buy those trousers she’s wearing too!
Put him down, Miley
Poor Harry Styles has had a bad month so far. First, he breaks up with Taylor Swift and now he’s being manhandled by a crazy-haired Miley Cyrus. Scary!
“Look at James, I’m not here!”
Harry Styles tried to keep an unusually low profile by hiding behind James Corden in London, just in case Taylor was about.
Shopping list, Gangnam style
Korean pop sensation Psy has to do the weekly shop just like everyone else, but he can’t do it without a list. Toilet rolls, apples, bread, ooh, must get some eggs.
Emma Watson cosied up to Ezra Miller at the People’s Choice Awards in LA. So cute! Aside from Ezra’s trousers, we’re really not sure about that kind of print on a man. Error.
“You’re not going anywhere, Lewis. Sit still”
Nicole Scherzinger is still refusing to be dumped by F1 ace Lewis Hamilton. Awkward!