Celebs in Action

Fun with Suri and Katie
You’d have thought these two would have been having more fun with that Dhs1.5 million a year Tom gave them in the divorce, but not so. This is one day trip we’re very pleased not to be on. Crack a smile, ladies!

“Look, I’m Posh!”
Frankie from The Saturdays opted for an unusual fancy dress outfit in the shape of Posh Spice. Not now, obviously, but from back in the day, when she ate and wore tube dresses. Marks out of 10? We’re not convinced.

Gaga and the guys
Check out Lady Gaga, hanging with The Rolling Stones. She almost looks like one of the guys. That Cousin Itt wig is not a good look.

“That’s hilar, Dave!”
David Beckham’s just told K-Middy that she looks like a Christmas tree. It’s the funniest thing she’s heard in ages!

“Look at me! look at me!”
Romeo Beckham clearly hadn’t had this modelling gig explained to him. Just stand still and smile, boy! Not hard!

Spotted in Dubai: “Check me out!”
Look who we spotted, topping up his tan in Dubai, it’s British boxer David Haye. Any room on that terrace for us, Dave? Looks like a pretty nice pad.