Pucker Up

Jessica Simpson considers having her lips done while Eric Johnson tries to hide his fluffy excuse for a moustache....

And Then I...

When speaking at World AIDS Day Alicia Keys discovers it’s not appropriate to share certain tales. Once it’s said you can’t take it back!

Is That Me?

Ashton Kutcher catches a glimpse of his reflection in a far-away mirror. Yes your hair really does look that ridiculous Ashton...

Hallo-been

Erm Jessie J - you’re about two months late for Halloween... the vamp look was SO October. Get with the times.

Look At Me!

Zoe Saldana is so keen for attention at an awards ceremony that she tried any pose to get the attention of the paps.

Oh My Knees

We understand that you’re getting on a bit now Lenny but sitting on stage - that’s just plain lazy! Get up and give a real performance.

Quackers

It’s official, Robin Williams has lost it. We always thought he was a bit crackers but now he thinks he’s a penguin. Rehab time perhaps?

Modern Love

Michelle Pfeiffer falls for Ludacris’ rap proposal, not realising he tried the same move on the TV presenter behind her earlier that night.