Why? We don’t dislike famous authors such as J K Rowling, no, she’s a genius. Ahlan! despises the mediocre celebs that are putting pen to paper with cringe-worthy results. First up was Ashton Kutcher, the social network obsessive recently penned an article for Harper’s Bazaar explaining his love of modern technology – like we didn’t get his point already from the incessant Twitter feeds! Next up was Pamela Andersonwho wrote a poem for Playboy magazine after appearing on the cover: “Artists… Sweet artists… Hold on… Crazy, the world goes on…” Yep, don’t give up in the day job Pammy. Whatever that is!?