Can You Believe that these Celebs are the Same Age?

It might be nothing but a number, but when you check out these stars’ unbelievable ages (Charlie Sheen and Patrick Dempsey are both 47!), the only digits you’ll be thinking of will be your Botox doctor’s phone number…
Tuesday , 30 April 2013
Charlie Sheen and Patrick Dempsey are both 47: Might we suggest creating a poster with these two chaps’ face side-by-side as a public health warning about what decades of hard living can do to a guy? After all, Patrick is still McSteamy-ing up lives and loins in Grey’s Anatomy, while Charlie’s reduced to bailing out Lohan on a weekly basis – jeeze, as if his face wasn’t punishment enough.
Charlie Sheen and Patrick Dempsey are both 47: Might we suggest creating a poster with these two chaps’ face side-by-side as a public health warning about what decades of hard living can do to a guy? After all, Patrick is still McSteamy-ing up lives and loins in Grey’s Anatomy, while Charlie’s reduced to bailing out Lohan on a weekly basis – jeeze, as if his face wasn’t punishment enough.
Taylor Momsen and Dakota Fanning are both 19: The raccoon-eyed Gossip Girl-turned-rock chick wannabe is actually the same age as the super-adorable Dakota Fanning. And while we’d like to blame Taylor’s high speed ageing on the fact that she’s been working since the tender age of two, we’re afraid that argument won’t stand up in celebrity court as Dakota started working at age seven!
Taylor Momsen and Dakota Fanning are both 19: The raccoon-eyed Gossip Girl-turned-rock chick wannabe is actually the same age as the super-adorable Dakota Fanning. And while we’d like to blame Taylor’s high speed ageing on the fact that she’s been working since the tender age of two, we’re afraid that argument won’t stand up in celebrity court as Dakota started working at age seven!
Melanie Griffith and Ellen DeGeneres are both 55: Oh Melanie, where did it all go so wrong? The actress and Hollywood royalty has freely admitted to stints in and out of rehab now it seems Antonio Banderas’s missus can’t bring herself to say whether or not that face of hers has had a little, ahem, ‘help.’ Luckily, the amazing Ellen is on hand to show us how to really look great at 55.
Melanie Griffith and Ellen DeGeneres are both 55: Oh Melanie, where did it all go so wrong? The actress and Hollywood royalty has freely admitted to stints in and out of rehab now it seems Antonio Banderas’s missus can’t bring herself to say whether or not that face of hers has had a little, ahem, ‘help.’ Luckily, the amazing Ellen is on hand to show us how to really look great at 55.
Demi Moore and Dina Lohan are both 50: Although it’s long been rumoured that Demi suffers from a case of the Zeta Joneses, when it comes to her actual age, there’s no denying that the woman has done well. But on the other liver-spotted hand we have Lohan senior, whose disastrous appearance on Dr Phil showed us that hard partying takes its toll. Take note Lindsay!
Demi Moore and Dina Lohan are both 50: Although it’s long been rumoured that Demi suffers from a case of the Zeta Joneses, when it comes to her actual age, there’s no denying that the woman has done well. But on the other liver-spotted hand we have Lohan senior, whose disastrous appearance on Dr Phil showed us that hard partying takes its toll. Take note Lindsay!
Natalie Portman and Britney Spears are both 31: Believe it or not, these two are actually old pals dating back to 2003 when they co-hosted a star-studded New Year’s Eve party in New York. Fast forward 10 years and it looks like Brit-Brit’s NYE wish to, like, be waaay more mature that the prodigious Portman came true – unfortunately it happened in the face, not in the personality.
Natalie Portman and Britney Spears are both 31: Believe it or not, these two are actually old pals dating back to 2003 when they co-hosted a star-studded New Year’s Eve party in New York. Fast forward 10 years and it looks like Brit-Brit’s NYE wish to, like, be waaay more mature that the prodigious Portman came true – unfortunately it happened in the face, not in the personality.
Marilyn Manson and Hugh Jackman are both 44: Well, Marilyn (or Brian Hugh Warner as his mum likes to call him), it’s clear to us that the deal you did for your soul had absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with maintaining your visage. And although, granted, Hugh Jackman leaves men half his age in the shade, we still can’t believe these two are both all-the-fours.
Marilyn Manson and Hugh Jackman are both 44: Well, Marilyn (or Brian Hugh Warner as his mum likes to call him), it’s clear to us that the deal you did for your soul had absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with maintaining your visage. And although, granted, Hugh Jackman leaves men half his age in the shade, we still can’t believe these two are both all-the-fours.
Marisa Tomei and Linda Perry are both 48: You’ll forgive us for asking hey, hey, hey, what’s going on? But when it comes to the two very different ageing processes that 4 Non Blondes frontwoman, Linda Perry and Oscar winner Marisa Tomei have followed we have to make a mention! We feel that Linda has a touch of the Steven Tyler’s about her, while Marisa is non too shabby!
Marisa Tomei and Linda Perry are both 48: You’ll forgive us for asking hey, hey, hey, what’s going on? But when it comes to the two very different ageing processes that 4 Non Blondes frontwoman, Linda Perry and Oscar winner Marisa Tomei have followed we have to make a mention! We feel that Linda has a touch of the Steven Tyler’s about her, while Marisa is non too shabby!
Lady Gaga and Amanda Seyfried are both 27: Was it actually a facial ageing crisis that sent the Lady scurrying into her gold-plated wheelchair? After all, if we were the same age as the ravishing likes of Amanda Seyfried, Lauren Conrad and Bar Refaeli and yet looked like New York living was taking its toll on our features, then we might want to sit out the next few years too.
Lady Gaga and Amanda Seyfried are both 27: Was it actually a facial ageing crisis that sent the Lady scurrying into her gold-plated wheelchair? After all, if we were the same age as the ravishing likes of Amanda Seyfried, Lauren Conrad and Bar Refaeli and yet looked like New York living was taking its toll on our features, then we might want to sit out the next few years too.
Emmanuelle Chriqui and Sam Ronson are both 35: We can’t really blame celebrity DJ Sam for looking like she’ll never see 44 again, after all, she did date Lindsay Lohan for a year back in 2008. But when you compare her to stunning Entourage star Emmanuelle Chriqui, then you suddenly realise that there’s a downside to late night partying and hanging out with bad girls!
Emmanuelle Chriqui and Sam Ronson are both 35: We can’t really blame celebrity DJ Sam for looking like she’ll never see 44 again, after all, she did date Lindsay Lohan for a year back in 2008. But when you compare her to stunning Entourage star Emmanuelle Chriqui, then you suddenly realise that there’s a downside to late night partying and hanging out with bad girls!

Whilst we know that some A-listers have come under scrutiny for allegedly shaving a few years off of their real age (*cough* Catherine Zeta Jones *cough*), what’s more shocking is when you compare two celebs who are the same age and yet one of them looks like they’ve suffered a severe cases of the reverse Benjamin Buttons. So, who’s 26 going on 45, and who’s 50 going on OMG! our eyes, our eyes!?

Apply face mask, read on and find out…

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