Britney Spears, Madonna and Fergie are Ahlan!'s Worst Dressed of the Last Decade

Someone call the fashion cops!
Thursday , 16 May 2013
Britney Spears
Over the last 10 years Britney has tried and often failed miserably to pull off every style going. She went from cute school girl, to sexy rebel, to trashy mum to try-hard. Yes, there have been a few successes along the way (we’re thinking that blue Stella McCartney dress in 2012), but frankly she’s had a lot more fashion disasters than victories. You’d think she would've found a decent stylist by now.
Britney Spears Over the last 10 years Britney has tried and often failed miserably to pull off every style going. She went from cute school girl, to sexy rebel, to trashy mum to try-hard. Yes, there have been a few successes along the way (we’re thinking that blue Stella McCartney dress in 2012), but frankly she’s had a lot more fashion disasters than victories. You’d think she would've found a decent stylist by now.
Christina Aguilera
Christina comes from the same breed as Britney: a Nineties fashion fan who never brought her style into the 21st century. Xtina has also suffered from yo-yo weight issues over the last 10 years and this can’t have helped when it came to developing her style. She’s tried everything from see-through frocks to – her biggest fashion disaster – that purple dress in 2012. Let’s hope she improves with age.
Christina Aguilera Christina comes from the same breed as Britney: a Nineties fashion fan who never brought her style into the 21st century. Xtina has also suffered from yo-yo weight issues over the last 10 years and this can’t have helped when it came to developing her style. She’s tried everything from see-through frocks to – her biggest fashion disaster – that purple dress in 2012. Let’s hope she improves with age.
Kelly Osbourne
We admit that Kelly has been looking fabulous over the last year or so, but we can’t deny her past. Back in 2003 Kelly loved to mix up prom-style dresses with trainers and a wild haircut. It was all seriously wrong. We’re so glad she’s improved her look recently, but that doesn’t stop her earning a deserved place on our worst dressed of the decade list. Sorry, Kelly.
Kelly Osbourne We admit that Kelly has been looking fabulous over the last year or so, but we can’t deny her past. Back in 2003 Kelly loved to mix up prom-style dresses with trainers and a wild haircut. It was all seriously wrong. We’re so glad she’s improved her look recently, but that doesn’t stop her earning a deserved place on our worst dressed of the decade list. Sorry, Kelly.
 Helena Bonham-Carter
She really does love a Vivienne Westwood gown, but unfortunately for Viv, Helena rarely looks good on the red carpet! The actress started off this decade badly in a raggy, white ensemble and it’s just gone from bad to worse, with her most recent outfits being the most disastrous. Someone better call the fashion police and sort this woman out before she gets mistaken for a tramp.
Helena Bonham-Carter She really does love a Vivienne Westwood gown, but unfortunately for Viv, Helena rarely looks good on the red carpet! The actress started off this decade badly in a raggy, white ensemble and it’s just gone from bad to worse, with her most recent outfits being the most disastrous. Someone better call the fashion police and sort this woman out before she gets mistaken for a tramp.
Madonna
When she was young, Madonna experimented with every look imaginable, and it usually worked. But now the pop queen is 54 and she’s getting a bit old for leotards and sheer dresses. Over the last 10 years we’ve seen some crackers, from these sequinned wide-leg trousers to her very latest disaster, the Boy Scout ensemble! Her kids must be so embarrassed!
Madonna When she was young, Madonna experimented with every look imaginable, and it usually worked. But now the pop queen is 54 and she’s getting a bit old for leotards and sheer dresses. Over the last 10 years we’ve seen some crackers, from these sequinned wide-leg trousers to her very latest disaster, the Boy Scout ensemble! Her kids must be so embarrassed!
Fergie
Fergie has never been one for dressing well, but looking back at her outfits made us realise how lacking she really is in the style department, with one of her most recent disasters being the infamous orange lace gown complete with clashing black underwear. Perhaps now the Black Eyed Peas singer is pregnant, she might aim for a little more sophistication. We live in hope.
Fergie Fergie has never been one for dressing well, but looking back at her outfits made us realise how lacking she really is in the style department, with one of her most recent disasters being the infamous orange lace gown complete with clashing black underwear. Perhaps now the Black Eyed Peas singer is pregnant, she might aim for a little more sophistication. We live in hope.
Ke$ha
Ke$ha was a slightly controversial choice for the worst dressed list, because although the star usually looks rather odd, we can’t deny she tries hard! She's experimented hugely with her style, but unfortunately always ends up looking like she’s in fancy dress! Maybe she's trying too hard. Still, if she ever feels like taking up a career in children's entertainment, her wardrobe's sorted.
Ke$ha Ke$ha was a slightly controversial choice for the worst dressed list, because although the star usually looks rather odd, we can’t deny she tries hard! She's experimented hugely with her style, but unfortunately always ends up looking like she’s in fancy dress! Maybe she's trying too hard. Still, if she ever feels like taking up a career in children's entertainment, her wardrobe's sorted.
Sheryl Crow
All she wants to do is have some fun, but unfortunately Sheryl’s wardrobe has not been enjoyable for us to watch over the last 10 years. Her double denim look was a serious low point, and then there was the bold cut-out yellow dress that bared more than we dared look, but the worst was definitely a frumpy brown ensemble worn in 2009. What was she thinking?
Sheryl Crow All she wants to do is have some fun, but unfortunately Sheryl’s wardrobe has not been enjoyable for us to watch over the last 10 years. Her double denim look was a serious low point, and then there was the bold cut-out yellow dress that bared more than we dared look, but the worst was definitely a frumpy brown ensemble worn in 2009. What was she thinking?
Cher
We've laughed out loud at some of Cher’s outfits over the last decade. The Believe singer just doesn’t know how to dress! She started off frumpy back in 2005 and then went for the provocative look, which really didn’t suit her either. Today she’s been picking up coats in a Dhs1 bargain bin by the looks of things! Bless her, she's getting on a bit – perhaps she needs her eyes testing...
Cher We've laughed out loud at some of Cher’s outfits over the last decade. The Believe singer just doesn’t know how to dress! She started off frumpy back in 2005 and then went for the provocative look, which really didn’t suit her either. Today she’s been picking up coats in a Dhs1 bargain bin by the looks of things! Bless her, she's getting on a bit – perhaps she needs her eyes testing...
Lil’ Kim
Lil’ Kim has bravely tried every unflattering look going over the last 10 years. From her embellished mini and matching jeans back in 2004, to the too-tight satin maxi skirt and waistcoat combo she was sporting earlier this year, things haven't improved for the rapper's wardrobe. We're wondering why her friends haven't called a style intervention – maybe they're laughing too hard to speak.
Lil’ Kim Lil’ Kim has bravely tried every unflattering look going over the last 10 years. From her embellished mini and matching jeans back in 2004, to the too-tight satin maxi skirt and waistcoat combo she was sporting earlier this year, things haven't improved for the rapper's wardrobe. We're wondering why her friends haven't called a style intervention – maybe they're laughing too hard to speak.
Britney Spears
Over the last 10 years Britney has tried and often failed miserably to pull off every style going. She went from cute school girl, to sexy rebel, to trashy mum to try-hard. Yes, there have been a few successes along the way (we’re thinking that blue Stella McCartney dress in 2012), but frankly she’s had a lot more fashion disasters than victories. You’d think she would've found a decent stylist by now.
Christina Aguilera
Christina comes from the same breed as Britney: a Nineties fashion fan who never brought her style into the 21st century. Xtina has also suffered from yo-yo weight issues over the last 10 years and this can’t have helped when it came to developing her style. She’s tried everything from see-through frocks to – her biggest fashion disaster – that purple dress in 2012. Let’s hope she improves with age.
Kelly Osbourne
We admit that Kelly has been looking fabulous over the last year or so, but we can’t deny her past. Back in 2003 Kelly loved to mix up prom-style dresses with trainers and a wild haircut. It was all seriously wrong. We’re so glad she’s improved her look recently, but that doesn’t stop her earning a deserved place on our worst dressed of the decade list. Sorry, Kelly.
 Helena Bonham-Carter
She really does love a Vivienne Westwood gown, but unfortunately for Viv, Helena rarely looks good on the red carpet! The actress started off this decade badly in a raggy, white ensemble and it’s just gone from bad to worse, with her most recent outfits being the most disastrous. Someone better call the fashion police and sort this woman out before she gets mistaken for a tramp.
Madonna
When she was young, Madonna experimented with every look imaginable, and it usually worked. But now the pop queen is 54 and she’s getting a bit old for leotards and sheer dresses. Over the last 10 years we’ve seen some crackers, from these sequinned wide-leg trousers to her very latest disaster, the Boy Scout ensemble! Her kids must be so embarrassed!
Fergie
Fergie has never been one for dressing well, but looking back at her outfits made us realise how lacking she really is in the style department, with one of her most recent disasters being the infamous orange lace gown complete with clashing black underwear. Perhaps now the Black Eyed Peas singer is pregnant, she might aim for a little more sophistication. We live in hope.
Ke$ha
Ke$ha was a slightly controversial choice for the worst dressed list, because although the star usually looks rather odd, we can’t deny she tries hard! She's experimented hugely with her style, but unfortunately always ends up looking like she’s in fancy dress! Maybe she's trying too hard. Still, if she ever feels like taking up a career in children's entertainment, her wardrobe's sorted.
Sheryl Crow
All she wants to do is have some fun, but unfortunately Sheryl’s wardrobe has not been enjoyable for us to watch over the last 10 years. Her double denim look was a serious low point, and then there was the bold cut-out yellow dress that bared more than we dared look, but the worst was definitely a frumpy brown ensemble worn in 2009. What was she thinking?
Cher
We've laughed out loud at some of Cher’s outfits over the last decade. The Believe singer just doesn’t know how to dress! She started off frumpy back in 2005 and then went for the provocative look, which really didn’t suit her either. Today she’s been picking up coats in a Dhs1 bargain bin by the looks of things! Bless her, she's getting on a bit – perhaps she needs her eyes testing...
Lil’ Kim
Lil’ Kim has bravely tried every unflattering look going over the last 10 years. From her embellished mini and matching jeans back in 2004, to the too-tight satin maxi skirt and waistcoat combo she was sporting earlier this year, things haven't improved for the rapper's wardrobe. We're wondering why her friends haven't called a style intervention – maybe they're laughing too hard to speak.

 

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