Why? Did they or didn’t they? We don’t care if Justin Bieber kissed Selena Gomez and consequently cheated on twee actress Jasmine Villegas. And why don’t we? Purlease, it’d be like caring what about what your next door neighbour’s teenage kids are getting up to at the weekend – quite thankfully vomit inducing. Selena, 18, and Justin, 16, have been hounded by the paps lately and were recently snapped not singing lullabies and watching Sesame Street – as you’d suspect – but getting up-close and personal on a yacht in the Caribbean! That just made us hate the spoilt brats even more.