Heidi Montag

Ahlan! Loves: What Heidi’s Most Proud Of

02 Jun 2010
By Ahlanlive.com

I'm like, totally the best thing that has ever happened to myself

Why? No, not those two things! Although she’s loving them too, of course. But last week Heidi Montagrevealed what she is most proud of in her life – and to be honest, it’s something that would probably have got you dead-legged in the playground at school for five years – that is, being a Billy no-mates!

“I have no friends,” Heidi Twittered last week. “The ones who are pretending to be ‘friends’ or ‘family’, are crazy, angry, broke, and bitter… They haven’t been in my life for years! Liars!”

And while we’re happy to see that she can still spell properly and that whilst typing out her Tweet, one of her giant head-sized melons didn’t make a break for it and try to type ‘Help me’ out on the keyboard, we can’t help but think it’s an admission that probably even the most marginalised in society don’t even have to make. You know, those lonely players of sad-act role-playing games who name themselves stuff like ‘Zorg The Destroyer Of The Dark Lands’ and pretend to be in Lord Of The Rings? Even they have friends. We feel sad.

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