Ahlan! Loves: The Rivers Roasting

26 Aug 2009
By Ahlanlive.com

She’s dished it out enough in the past...

Why? She’s dished it out enough in the past, so when it was payback time for pals of the legendary Joan to ‘roast’ her mercilessly, the knives came out. And she loved it!

“You used to look your age, but now you don’t even look like your species,” comedian Greg Giraldo told her. Before Jeffrey Ross told the 76-year-old, “If you Google her, you can find her on Craig’s and Schindler’s List.”

And Roseanne Barr’s ex-hubby Tom Arnold added, “Joan can be a bit of a perfectionist When she read her husband’s suicide note, she sent it back for a rewrite.”

But, as ever, it was left up to the iconic Joan herself to have the last word, revealing, “I was in shock at what they said. They called me evil, mean and a plastic surgery w**** and disgusting. I kept saying to myself, ‘How do they know so much about me?’” Ha ha!