Lindsay Lohan

Ahlan! Loves: The Lohan Hustle

06 Oct 2010

Sadly all the major players passed leaving La Trainwreck behind

Why? It’s hard out there for a pimp, or so the song goes. And nowhere are they feeling the strain of the economy more than in the Lohan household; which is why Lindsayattempted to pimp out her first post-prison pics for a reported Dhs36,000 asking price. “She was calling around the pap agencies all weekend trying to get $10,000 up front to pose up in the SCRAM bracelet,” spilled a source. Adding, “All of the major players passed. Who wants to deal with that headache?”

So, it was back to the drawing board for La Trainwreck, who then resorted to popping up at a centre for homeless teens to appear all ‘caring’ and non-strung out.

“What a great place The Dream Centre is here in LA. Had a nice time there today, it’s so important to give back. I feel blessed,” tweeted Linds, whilst the unsuspecting homeless teens probably thought, ‘Haven’t we suffered enough?’

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