Why? In Joan Collins world, it’s like she can close her eyes, stick her fingers in her ears and go ‘la la la la’ really loudly to try and pretend that the 2000s simply aren’t happening. What’s more, we’re willing to bet that for Joan, the Queen of all that is be-wigged and glamorous, that the 90s were nothing more than a bad hair dream in baggy pants. And it’s her apparent one-woman mission to bring back the glamour of the times of olde that’s currently making Ahlan!’s life.
“When I was young, everybody on screen was gorgeous,” lamented 77-year-old Joan. “I have to say, there aren’t that many good looking actresses around today. I mean, there’s Angelina Jolie and there’s… Angelina Jolie.” Adding, “Jennifer Aniston is cute, but I wouldn’t call her beautiful. She’s no Ava [Gardner] or Lana [Turner].”
Oh, buuuuuuurn! Jennifer Aniston, consider yourself as having been totally Alexis Carrington- Colby’d! Did Maddox put Joan up to it, we wonder...?