Ahlan! Loves: The Cher catwoman rumours
Why? ANGELINA SMANGELINA! The hot new rumour on the Batman block is that none other than CHER is being tipped to play Catwoman in the third installment! Holy rib removal! The inappropriate age dresser is apparently being lined up to “portray Catwoman like a vamp in her twilight years.”
“Cher is [director] Nolan’s first choice to play Catwoman,” spilled a source. “[She] will be the absolute opposite of Michelle Pfeiffer and Halle Berry’s creations.”
We’re hoping this rumour is true, because we totally can’t handle Ange getting to smooch Christian!