Ahlan! Hates: Tori’s Tot’s Tweets

"Mama the moon ate the sun and made it dark"
Wednesday , 21 July 2010
Ahlan! Hates: Tori’s Tot’s Tweets
Tori Spelling

Why? Things Tori Spelling wouldn’t do for publicity: 1) Erm… kill someone live on TV? 2) And, that’s it. The latest stunt chez Spelling is to set her three-year-old Liam up with a Twitter account, in order to Tweet his one-liners that will surely see him up for a Pulitzer for being, like, the funniest kid ever!

“The response was not what I expected. It was insane,” said Tori of Liam’s 14,000 followers, after she Tweeted bon mots like, “Mama the moon ate the sun and made it dark. Will he burp him up tomorrow so it’ll be a nice day?” And, “I love making Jello castles. Jello wiggles and parties in my tummy.”

It’s cute to you Tori, but personally, we’d rather your wonky boobs Tweeted. We would really like to know what those things are thinking right now…