Ahlan! Hates: Ronaldo’s Pay Packet
Why? We all have to do our bit for the economy, but is handing Cristiano Ronaldo Dhs52 million to no doubt spend on Brylcreem, really going to buy the world out of trouble?
The Man Utd star’s being offered Dhs1 million-a-week to stay on at the footie club, and you just know all that cash is going to be blown at Hair Products R Us in a second!
You may as well hand Spencer Pratt the money and not be surprised when Dentures World posts record profits! Boo.