Ahlan! Hates: Randy Sharon!

Alright, Shaz. You may look like you’ve just completed your A-Levels
Wednesday , 18 February 2009
Ahlan! Hates: Randy Sharon!
Randy Sharon

Why? Alright, Shaz. You may look like you’ve just completed your A-Levels (facially, at least), but, repeat after us, ‘I. Am. Not. 19. Anymore.’

According to Slumdog Millionaire star, Dev Patel, ahem, 18 – the star spent the BAFTAs chasing him around like some Benny Hill sketch.

“Sharon’s been flirting with me all night,” said Dev. “Can you believe it?”

Unforch, we can, Devvers. It looks like the nifty 50-year-old is suffering from a touch of Curious Case Of Benjamin Button-itis and thinks she’s ageing backwards. Be afraid, boys!