Ahlan! Hates: Mischa’s Irony-ectomy

Did Ms Barton have her sense of irony sucked out with her cellulite?
Wednesday , 04 March 2009
Ahlan! Hates: Mischa’s Irony-ectomy
Mischa

Why? Did Ms BARTON have her sense of irony sucked out with her cellulite? The failed actress has hit back at recent criticisms of her weight loss by blaming, not herself for her beyond-rapid and unachievable slimming, but rather, the people who have been talking about it.

“I think it’s very unhealthy for young girls to read about and pay attention to,” snips MB. “To my female fans: Just be happy and secure with yourself.”

Hmmm, ‘Female fans’? Ha ha! Good one, Mischa.