Why? In another mini-outburst that puts us in mind of Beaker from The Muppets (“mimimimimimi…”), MEGS is now whinging about, like, how insecure she is.

Oh dry up, sweetie!

“I felt like once I achieved success then all my issues would be solved and I would be this really confident person. And I’m not,” she lower lip-wibbles. “It’s also a feeling of not being acceptable.”

Bang on love, your constant moaning is really not acceptable!