Ahlan! Hates: Lindsay overload. Enough already!
Why? Let's play a game, it's called ‘Where Is Lindsay's Career?' We'll start. Erm... in the toilet? Hurrah, yes, we win. So, this would explain, then, why Lindsay has been clutching at every single publicity straw that comes her way... and the latest is no exception.
Following on from her Marilyn Monroe-inspired naked photoshoot, Lindsay has now come up with an even more random publicity stunt - watch and learn, Dina!
Linds is all set to host a photo exhibition of her tattoos, selecting snaps by photographers, that she feels "represents the mood behind her tattoos".
Among her ink is the word ‘breathe' on her wrist and ‘La Bella Vita', Italian for ‘the beautiful life' on her back.
Next week, an exhibition of toenails Lindsay has cut off, photographed symbolically to take into account how she was feeling when she pressed the clippers.