Ahlan! Hates: Kelly’s “Screw The Earth” Stance

Paging Bono, Leonardo and Madonna to kick Kelly Rowland's dumb butt. Hard.
Tuesday , 08 April 2008
Ahlan! Hates: Kelly’s “Screw The Earth” Stance
Kelly Rowland

Why? Paging Bono, Leonardo and Madonna to kick Kelly Rowland's dumb butt. Hard.

The less-successful Destiny's Child alumni has made her stance on the environment clear, insisting that her gas-guzzling, hidden insecurities-mobile is her "baby", and that she'll take a big truck over the environment any day.

"I prefer a big truck like a Range Rover," boasts Kels, who, lest we forget, got herself a boob job as "there was this one really hot House of Dereon top - I just wanted to fill that out". She adds, "My car's like a baby... I think about her every day. My sister's hugely into environmental stuff... she's got a Lexus Hybrid car, but that thing doesn't look fun. When Range Rover makes a hybrid I'll go green. Until then, my apologies to Planet Earth."

Aww, and our apologies to your ‘career', you loser.