Why? Have you got something nice and punchable nearby? Then we shall begin. Not only is Miley Cyrus more famous, richer and has an infinitely bigger overbite than you, but she’s also “deeper” than “normal” people. Like, we know, right?
“I think [my boyfriend Liam and I] are both deeper than normal people, what they think and how they feel,” spewed 17-year-old Hannah Montana last week. It’s okay, you can go and karate chop the sideboard in half now!
Then the precocious teenager who knows it all, added of her 19-year-old boyf, Liam Hemsworth, “It’s refreshing to work with an actor who isn’t also a singer and dancer and musician and artist and this and that. I’m sick of quadruple threats who do everything when they should stick to one thing.” Argh, total moron alert! You. Are. Talking. About. Yourself!