Ahlan! Hates: Hayden and Milo’s Lame Excuse

The Hollywood rule book says celeb couples must cite “irreconcilable differences” when they split
Wednesday , 25 February 2009
Ahlan! Hates: Hayden and Milo’s Lame Excuse
Hayden and Milo

Why? The Hollywood rule book says celeb couples must cite “irreconcilable differences” when they split. So, imagine our delight when Hayden Pantyliner and Milo Ventimigglywiggly’s reason for breaking up promised not to mention the “I.D’s”! Until, that is, we heard it was a “lifestyle conflict.”

What is that supposed to mean?! Can’t they just admit it was the 12-year age gap and Hayd wants to date one of our hot guys.