Ahlan! Hates: The Golden Globes being cancelled
Why? Solidarity with the workers and all that, but the Golden Globes should be beyond such trifling details as worker's rights, unfair pay, lack of recognition in the industry and the fact that writers in Hollywood are treated like the lowest of the low.
We mean, what is the world coming to?!
All of which means that, this year, we will be deprived of all the glamour and excitement as the likes of Cameron Diaz shows off her legs a lot and giggles... and looks like Zippy, and George C does his usual ‘Aww shucks, I'm just a regular guy' grin'n'shrug routine, and Angelina looks sour when asked about anything other than the rights of potato weevil pickers in Micronesia, and Megan Fox twitters about the metaphysical surrealism of Transformers - and everyone "loves the fans" without actually getting too close to the sweaty, screaming masses. Boo.