Gwyneth Paltrow

Ahlan! Hates: Contradictory Gwynnie

20 Oct 2010

Spewing on her work/motherhood balancing act...

Why? It’s about that time of the month when Gwyneth Paltrow needs to have a word with herself. And we imagine the conversation would go something like this:
Gwyneth:“Hi Goopy, it’s Gwyneth.”
Gwyneth:“Hi me.”
Gwyneth:“Please stop talking patronising, contradictory, Def-Com 5-level scheissenlicken all the time. It’s
really annoying.”

For in the space of one interview, Gwyn managed to infer that the life of the actor is soooo difficult and on par with being a nurse or a firefighter, by spewing on her work/motherhood balancing act – “It’s really hard. One night in Nashville, my son was screaming with a terrible stomach ache. I was like, ‘I have to get out of here!’ but we had to finish.” But then, breezy as you like, in the very next breathe, went on, “I wasn’t in many of the action scenes [in Iron Man 2].

I would be lying by the pool with my kids and having picnics with them in LA.” Phew! Thank goodness for that, because the idea that there would be no pay off for Gwyn for having to deal with a kiddie ailment was making us pretty anxious.

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