Christina Aguilera

Ahlan! Hates: Christina ‘Having It All’ Aguilera

17 Nov 2010

Looks fun eh, mere mortal?

Why? Christina Aguilera last week bleated the most fatuous thing a celeb can say, outside of “I just have a really fast metabolism” – insisting, “Every woman has the ability to do it all and have it all.”

Hear that, ladies? You can have it all! Soon-to-be divorced Christina says so – it must be true!

“I’m not a 9-to-5 woman who has the same kind of lifestyle for years on end. I couldn’t do it,” added Christina. Hmm, millionairess in
‘doesn’t-have-9-5-job-and-is-able-to-afford-all-the-help-she-ever-needs in ‘Women can have it all’ declaration non-shocker!

Shut it, Aguilera! Seeing you out on a date with your new man last week, it looks like “having it all” is what got you into this divorce mess in the first place. Girl, we are so not listening to you!