Spoilt Celeb Brats
There’s a rumour going around that Beyoncé and Jay Z have spent $75,000 on a present for their daughter Blue Ivy’s second birthday. If it’s true, we may get to meet this ostentatious gift at the Dubai World Cup one day because it’s a blumming thoroughbred Arabian stallion! What on earth would a two-year-old need a 16-hand horse for, exactly? To draw in crayon?
I’m utterly flabbergasted. Flabb-er-gast-ed! Perhaps the Carters were trying to get one up on North West, the comically named offspring of Kim Kardashian and her unhinged fiancé, Kanye. That overprivileged bundle of joy received a mini Lamborghini from her ’rents this Christmas.
Hey, maybe Ivy and Nori can race each other once they’ve both learned the principles of horsepower. First one to the finishing line is a spoilt brat. Oh, hold on a minute, so is the last one. What a dilemma.