Aoife Stuart, Deputy Editor
Hot new man candy!
Feast your eyes on the cutest break-through stars of 2009...
The Indie kid
Robert Pattinson
Age: 22
Remind Me? In case you’ve been living under a rock, let us bring you up to speed with Twilight-fever – an epidemic currently sweeping the globe. The sexy, supernatural thriller – starring a pale and moody Rob as a quiff-haired teen vampire – has every woman in the universe downing the garlic and offering their necks up for a ravishing.
How to date him: Bunny-boil him! “I had a stalker while filming a movie in Spain last year,” admits Rob. “I was so bored and lonely that I went out and had dinner with her.”
Ahlan Hates
R-Patz’s ‘Don’t Fancy Me’ Approach
Fine, we get that you’re bored of being the finest bit of crumpet in the world right now, Mr Pattinson
Ahlan Loves
Pammie’s Chivalrous Boys
Forsooth, for it does appear that for men the age of chivalry is not yet dead and gone. And we will fight on...
CELEB OF THE WEEK
Noah Gray-Cabey
Birthday: 16th November 1995
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Should Kristen stop bitching about fame?
- Yes - Shut Up!78%
- No - She Has It Tough!22%
