Word on the red-carpet is that Dougy-boy fell in love with Catherine Zeta Jones because of their shared love of crosswords. Altogether now - hmmmmmmmm. It was all about the Basic Instinct (sigh) as far as Michael's concerned - he whipped the Welsh wonder off the market in New York in 2000. He confesses it was Zeta Jones' passion for puzzles which made her marriage material. He says, "We both like golf. We both like to do the crossword puzzle. We both love news." Um... Michael, hate to break it to you, but golf is an international sport, crosswords are printed every day and as for the news... well, maybe you should brush up on the latest things not to tell the press about your wife? Ah, we're just jealous. Old people are so cute when they're in love.