Aoife Stuart, Deputy Editor
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Two years of Tomkat
As they celebrate their second anniversary, we look back at Tom and Katie's highs and lows… and downright nauseating moments!
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How Pretentious Nicole Is!
For a woman whose face doesn’t move much, Nicole Kidman’s lips do not stop flapping…
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When celebs blog
Uncensored and incensed, when the A-listers get mad, they blog*… (*spelling and punctuation mistakes included – lol!)
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Peaches’ new column
Just when we thought she couldn’t get any more annoying, the self-confessed Yoko Ono, skips off to New York to pen her life’s musings…
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HRH Paris
Ever since the heiress landed in London, she’s been on a one-woman mission to become the next queen of England. Ahlan! unveils Paris’s five-step plan to realising her royal aspirations…
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The teens who look 25!
They grow up fast in Hollywood... but these girls have added at least 10 years to their looks!
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Robbie the recluse
He's split from his girlfriend, looks worse than ever and his friends are worried. We reveal why Rob's hiding from the world...
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Would you buy clothes from this man?
With his acting career practically extinct, David Arquette is now launching a fashion label called Propr… Has the world gone mad!?
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Madonna’s face at 50
Clean living? Macrobiotic diet? Good genes? Hmm, here’s what Madge might have had done…
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Airbrushing away the years!
The latest publicity shot for Desperate Housewives shows not a wrinkle among the ladies – despite their collective age of 211!
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Jessica Alba’s post-baby body
Sure, she looks amazing… but Jess Alba’s figure, just two months after giving birth, reeks of a scary ‘get-skinny-at-all-costs’ obsession…
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Matt and Camilla's Barmy Boho Birth
Dancing, bongos, a placenta tree... Ahlan! translates what the new age hippy parents really mean...
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Mischa & Shia: Pants on fire!
They say one thing and then do another. How Ms Barton and Mr LaBeouf became the people they hated...
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Sienna and Balt becoming outcasts!
Why the pair have no one to blame but themselves for their new position as Hollywood nobodies...
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Christian Bale: Dark Knight… or Dark Horse?
Amid accusations of assault, how much do we really know about the Batman hunk?
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Madonna… Uncovered!
Madge's brother Christopher, is revealing ALL about his superstar sis in his explosive expose, Life With My Sister Madonna...
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Paris's post prison promises
It's been a year since she was jailed for drink driving, but has she kept her promises?
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The (many, many) men in Sienna's life
Shocked by her split from Rhys Ifans? Looking at this list, you shouldn't be!
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What’s the deal with Pammie & Tommy?
They've split up and reunited a hundred times. So why should we take their latest rekindling seriously?
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Summer must be here! (Matt McC took his shirt off)
An intellectual retrospective of that barometer of summertime... shirtless Matthew!
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Lance vs Owen
Lance stole Kate from Owen, causing a bust-up between the boys. Ahlan! examines the fall-out...
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Why is jess so Miser-Alba?
She's a gorgeous A-list newlywed with a baby on the way, so why can't Jessica Alba crack a smile?
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Hollywood's whipped men
Holding the Handbags, walking the dogs, shopping for Hello Kitty...Ahlan! reveals showbiz's wimpiest men.
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Gwynnie’s personality u-turn!
She's back in heels and back on processed foods - has Gwyneth had a lobotomy?
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Why did Mimi get married?
Desperate for attention, desperate for kids, or just plain desperate? What exactly was behind Mariah's rush to tie the knot?
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How Madonna just isn't fun anymore!
Podgy tummy, amazing tunes, "don't care" attitude... Ahlan! laments the loss of fun Madge (and doesn't like her po-faced replacement!)
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How naughty Prince Will is!
Move over Harry, your older brother is about to steal your badboy crown...
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How pushy Katherine Heigl is!
She might play the sweetie on the big screen, but Ms Heigl is really a little Miss Pushypants!
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The battle of the reality show mums
Three of Hollywood's most notorious mums are battling it out to be crowned Queen of Reality TV. So, what on earth will Denise, Dina and Pamela be revealing...?!
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How Keanu never ages!
Genetically blessed? A sneaky slip under the knife? Or simply a rather good deal with the devil? Exactly, how has Keanu managed to avoid the ravages of time?
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Cruz Beckham’s fame manifesto!
When it comes to upstaging mummy and daddy, Cruz has his fame agenda all figured out...
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Carmen doesn’t go for lookers dfoes she
She's on all the ‘Sexiest' lists, but, when it comes to men, Baywatch babe Carmen Electra clearly doesn't do handsome
