Why Ashlee shouldn’t be surprised her attempts to coax Jessica and her bucket of KFC out from under the duvet failed!

Why Ashlee shouldn’t be surprised her attempts to coax Jessica and her bucket of KFC out from under the duvet failed!

While Jesus Luz steps firmly into Anna-Nicole territory, creepy cougar Madge boasts of her love of cradle-snatching

While Jesus Luz steps firmly into Anna-Nicole territory, creepy cougar Madge boasts of her love of cradle-snatching

The LiLo tapes are an invasion of privacy so huge that even Stalin would have balked at leaking ‘em

The best insult Brad can come up with for Tom is ‘Dr Strange’? We’ve heard better insults at Brownie camp!

Note to Liz Hurley: Random beef products are not glamorous. Or sexy.

How NOT to behave when meeting royalty…

Prissy Peter's PR machine appears to have rolled straight out of the School of Smoke and Mirrors

After the birth of Kai Wayne Rooney, guaranteed that name will be sky-rocketing up the baby name charts faster than you can say ‘chav'

Poisoned by sushi, now his soya milk has given him moobs! Jeremy Piven’s got more excuses than Ari Gold…

Hollywood has finally discovered Dubai is one of the best places in the world to find a knockout red carpet frock

Leona Lewis’s latest ‘I’m so normal’ schtick means she should be struck off the A-list register for crimes against the concept of ‘milking it’.

Jamiroquai’s Jay Kay is the oddest little creature to ever step out of Celebsville.

Celeb spotting in the paddock...

Legendary rockers Aerosmith will take to the stage tonight, but after the Kings' performance, they've got their work cut out...

Steven Tyler... the new Michael Jackson impersonator?

How lucky were we to be at the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix Ball!?

F1 hottie Jamie Alguersuari is to motorsports what R-patz is to tween movies

If there's one thing Cavalli knows how to do... it's throw parties!

There’s a definite undercurrent of something very special in the capital today.

Dubai Fashion Week - I can understand why Anna Wintour wears her sunnies on the front row. Pass the Touche Eclat…

Bridget Jones’s Fake Fat!

Bridget Jones not being a “little bit fat”

The All New Celeb Excuse

Keep up celeb fans, because “exhaustion” is just soooo last week!