Aoife Stuart, Deputy Editor
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What a little madam Lourdes is
Okay, hands up who'd - as a dare - go up to Madonna and criticise the muscly one to her face!?
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Mr Loverman… Macca
Move over Shabba Ranks, because the newly single Paul McCartney is said to be dating no fewer than three chicks.
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The Rick Resurgence
In the words of one of the 80s great poets and philosophisers, "We're no strangers to love, you know the rules, and so do I..."
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Kate Bosworth’s eloquence
Paris Hilton has a challenger to her position as most eloquent celebrity, it would seem, as Kate Bosworth steps up to the plate to deliver some verbal dexterity of her own.
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Pammie the lollipop lady
Okay, so we were a little horrified with Pamela Anderson's wardrobe choices of late, after she ditched her trousers during a TV appearance, but we have to admit that we love how hands-on the mother-of-two is in her sons' lives.
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Bidding for dates with celebs
Walking down the red carpet with a gorgeous A-lister for a glitzy movie premiere may seem like an unobtainable dream for most, but not any more!
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Demi’s age U-Turn
It's taken her a while, but finally, at 45, Demi Moore has realised there's more to life than trying to look younger than Rumer.
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The Alli Sims ‘tough love’ approach
She's been Britney's Chief Enabler for quite a while now, but cue the spotlight on the star's mental illness, and Brit's cousin-turned-PA has reaaaally changed her tune (just in case, we're guessing, Brit tanks on her watch.
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The DIY mums
And we're not talking A-list mothers who wear a tool belt and put up shelves (although we're pretty sure that Jodie Foster's "partner" Cydney might enjoy doing that...?)
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Paris’s godmother campaign
It's a battle the US is fascinated by, and it's hotting up by the minute.
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DJ AM. suddenly
When he was engaged to Nicole, all we could think was: What does she see in him? The bum chin and those bushy eyebrows? Euw! squared.
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Ashlee’s art appreciation
Think Ashlee Simpson and what immediately springs to mind? Lip-synching? Nose job?
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James Blunt on Sesame Street!?
It seems the Brit crooner does have a sense of humour after he appeared on kids TV show Sesame Street and transformed his hit song You're Beautiful into something a little more suitable (and educational) for his more junior audience.
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The Kid Rock Vs Tommy Lee ‘fight’
Maybe it was a reaction to Brit's dire performance - well, we wanted to punch something too!
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Tinseltown’s tiny tributes
Blame Dr Evil if you must. But since Austin Powers' nemesis unveiled his Mini Me, every Hollywood celeb worth their salt has been on the blower to their agents demanding a tiny paean to themselves... erm, apparently.
