Lindsay overload. Enough already!

Let's play a game, it's called ‘Where Is Lindsay's Career?' 

J-Lo’s baby greed

Oh, etiquette be damned, J-Lo needs a roasting!

Salon shaver

Why is "that" salon owner crying over post-Britney buzz cut life?

Desperate Denise

Denise Richards is truly a one-off...

Mary-Kate Olsen's bid for sympathy

The Olsen twin's clearly been flicking through the Hollywood Handbook Of Fame...

Alicia’s huge ego

Looking back, Ahlan! accepts that naming her albums, The Diary Of Alicia Keys and As I Am, was a sliiiight hint that this chick loves singing about, well, herself, her life... her diary.

Adnan the scumbag

 ‘I drew on my chin with a marker pen' Ghalib, wasn't in it for the money?

The Golden Globes being cancelled

Solidarity with the workers and all that, but the Golden Globes should be beyond such trifling details as worker's rights, unfair pay, lack of recognition in the industry and the fact that writers in Hollywood are treated like the lowest of the low.

Rupert’s barbs

Okay, so Rupert Everett can be quite funny sometimes...

Gerard Butler’s gorgeous disadvantage

Oh, the arrogance...

Lily rubbing it in

How's Miss Allen mouthing off this time?

The whole Kate/Sienna thing

Celeb green hypocrisy

What's with all this "save the planet" stuff?

Posh's truly ridiculous waist

"You know, I can eat and eat and eat, and I never put on a pound!"

Celebs’ “Ugly Duckling” revelations

"Oh, I was soooo ugly as a kid" 

Shia Lahypocrite

Shia LaBeouf has blotted his Ahlan! copybook...

Joss Stone in general, really

It all started with that fake American accent she came out with...

Heather’s Hollywood demands

She's desperate to stay in the fame game!

Red hot silly papa

"Apple, leave it aaaat!" Stupid baby names drive us barmy!

The ex stealing J-Lo’s show

Who is she and what is her problem?

PETA’S Dita hypocrisy

What is she playing at, people?

Keira’s issue of the week

"Skinny people feel bad too!"

C-list ‘wackiness’

Some people are just mental.

Kate’s pre-wedding workout

Call us sentimental, wishy-washy old traditionalists, but there was Ahlan! thinking that before a girl gets married she'd be holed up with her bridesmaids, getting mani/pedis and toasting au revoir to single gal life.