Aoife Stuart, Deputy Editor
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R-Patz’s ‘Don’t Fancy Me’ Approach
Fine, we get that you’re bored of being the finest bit of crumpet in the world right now, Mr Pattinson
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More Sugababes Drama
First Siobhan left, then Mutya left and now it looks like the Sugababes’ most recent joiner...
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Demi’s Surgery Shocker
The shocker being of course, her denial last week that she’s ever gone under the knife!
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Taylor Momsen’s ‘Maturity’
Gossip Girl’s Taylor Momsen is annoying us waaaaay more than Miley ever managed to...
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Jude’s Fling’s Bid For ‘Privacy’
It says here in the Golddigger’s Handbook that Samantha Burke has “played it well.”
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Jade’s Lame Bid For Sympathy
It must have been super tough growing up as the princess child of rock’n’roll royalty Mick and Bianca, eh, Jade Jagger...
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Tony’s Childish Tactics
Oooh, look everyone, Tony Romo has come over all playground-revenge style in the wake of his split from Jessica Simpson
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Dina’s Towel Twitter Rant!
Dina Lohan out-mentalled her daughter, last week, when she took to Twitter to complain about a case of towel rage at her hotel!
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Sienna’s ageing Crisis
Just when she’d gone up a notch in our opinion by admitting that the whole Balthazar thing had been a bit of a mistake...
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Chris Brown’s Obliviousness
Sure, we know that Chris Brown hasn’t been found guilty of committing any crime against Rihanna
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K & J’s media Flirt fest
Thought that the only thing Kirstie Alley fantasised about was Popcorn Chicken
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Spence lovin’ the haters
Alright, so more fool us for giving even just one column inch to this big-toothed rat
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Heidi And Seal’s Love-In
Heidi Klum and Seal love each other more than anyone else in the history of the world ever has
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Hayden and Milo’s Lame Excuse
The Hollywood rule book says celeb couples must cite “irreconcilable differences” when they split
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The 00-Bee that’s In Matt’s Bonnet!
Maybe he hasn’t shifted all that weight from his last movie role?
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The old ‘i may give up acting’ argument
Emma Watson’s been pretending that she could happily quit acting at any time, and like, work in McDonald’s or something instead.
